Hood E’s

These Hood E’s represent another phase of growth for LOCAL420.  Each purchase contributes to our grassroots development and helps us to further our relaxed lifestyle.  We believe LOCAL420 products are an agent for change.  Change in thinking, change in actions, and change in our world’s positivity.  Don’t forget to wear your hoods high.  Be good. Do good.  Buy LOCAL420. Enjoy…

To order, call the cannaBUS at 603.560.2400!

Online orders on these products will be available in the near future.

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aaaaaaCHU! No Bless You

After a few consumables I got to thinking: How bizarre are traditional responses to sneezing?  Think about it.  Every time someone sneezes its “common courtesy” to exchange the bless you. Sneezes are natural.  The function of sneezing defined by wikipedia is “to expel mucus containing foreign particles or irritants and cleanse the nasal cavity”.  So why are people so persistent on saying bless you?  It’s based off of superstitions that were created in a time prior to a mature pool of medical knowledge. Maybe instead the sneezer should be the one to say bless you to the non-sneezers?  If you do say bless you to sneezers do you say it once?  Sneezing spasms vary so if someone sneezes and I say “bless you” but then they go on to sneeze multiple times, do I follow up each sneeze with a “bless you“?  Every other? Just wait until the sneezer is done then say it? What if the sneezer keeps sneezing?  I guess the only case to examine would be the case of the seven dwarfs.  How did all six respond to Sneezy?  Does anyone know?  Walt?

- SpAceMon

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Pass the Pigskin…

When I was a boy I use to smile because of ice cream sundays (brain freeze).  As a man I now smile every Sunday during football season.  As you can see I’m not the only one!  Old meets new as the Patriots clinched home field advantage for the upcoming NFL postseason.  Regardless of the Patriots success, LOCAL420 POTriots spike bowls every. single. day. and they are SUPER indeed. Pass that pigskin, time for the playoffs.  - SpaCeMon

Pictured above: Team POTriots

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Dirty Dan’s playground is digital as all hell.  Here he’s working on finalizing a LOCAL420 leaf logo and coordinating rasta colors to match it’s flavor.  This is just a little taste of things to come this spring / summer.  For now though stay toasty…  BRRRRRRRRRR

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Is that you Santa?

Santa is sick of the controversial bullshit surrounding the “HOLIDAY vs. CHRISTMAS” trend.  Today’s fickle society has broken his spirits.  Supposedly when the first attempt was made to rename a christmas tree to a “holiday tree” was when Santa started converting his sweet little toy factory into Dexter Morgan’s ideal shop.  I don’t think reindeer will be involved this year as Santa prepares to slay.

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Tis the Season…

to be jolly, light it up with your LOLLI.  The following includes a step by step guide to optimizing your enjoyment.

Step 1: Open LOLLI

 

Step 2: Light your TREES.  Jeff served as our spotter.  ALWAYS, practice safety.

Step 3: Throw on the shades.  Think about it.

Step 4: And tell anyone who disagrees to Stick IT! Enjoy.

Step 5: R E P E A T

 

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$10 BLACK and “BROWNie” FRIDAY SALE

LOCAL420′s “Brownie FRIDAY” Fire Sale is dedicated to those members in society least impacted by gravity.  People who aren’t out to replenish last years product models with new items that involve both planned and perceived obsolescence.  My question to the BLACK FRIDAY ENTHUSIASTS: Why aren’t you getting high?  Clearly you need to reevaluate some things.  If you forfeited time with friends and family today in preparation for an all out brawl at the stores that includes running around fighting over parking spots and your spot in line for a thrill… try a hooker.  What the F U C K are you thinking?

Suggestion: Grass up and grab a LOCAL420 Green Brownie Core, a LOLLIpipe of your choice and company color RED&WHITE sticker for only $10.

Upon purchasing this item include your LOLLIpipe flavor of choice and company color RED&WHITE Sticker in the “comment” portion of your checkout.

Everything will be shipped to you in your very own LOCAL420 pizza box.  Remember to always pass the crust.

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BU what’s the smell???

That’s just the BuRN BuNNY and the LOCAL420 cannaBUS! Don’t be mistaken, the Terriers of BU are definitely down.  Without a doubt the BuRN BuNNY left this campus with more “new” crushes than before.  Observation: No leashes necessary!

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Dos Faced Killa

Ask yourself why such a handsome dude would have only half his face shaved? A result of drinking in excess with a bunch of “friends”? Did he lose a bet? Undecided on the look he most prefers? Special request from a lady friend? And although he could be a model, the answer is none of the above.  Danjou’s expression represents a timeless notion: Read between the lines and FUCK two faced people in your lives.  Eliminate them.

I can’t tell which is a better look? A.  Scruff McGruff bout to hang dry his most recent crop…

OR B. Clean cut and ready for the big screen.  Lead role, supporting actor, stunt double, no worries here this kid covers all bases.

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MOvember to December

The month of November has been heavily breading mustaches since 99.  What originally began in Australia has penetrated it’s way onto faces all over the globe.  The MOvement is an ongoing effort to further awareness and funds for men’s health.  Don’t be fooled though, mustache growing is not limited to men.  The celebration can be extended to all our european women who came out of the womb with a little more hair under those than others.  It’s okay to be hairy ladies.  In fact, LOCAL420′s first and only underwear model BC prefers ladies that rock a stache.  Tell em Bri…

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